Funny Jokes


11
Mar 10

Sardar Is Back

Sardar Is Back Sardar Is Back

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: – why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it….

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How’ll U divide your kids, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

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3
Mar 10

GREAT SARDARS !!

GREAT SARDARS  GREAT SARDARS !!

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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4
Mar 07

Universal law of Love

Universal law of Love:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

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7
Jan 07

10 Children

A couple, both bona fide Rednecks, had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”.
The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn’t want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

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19
Dec 06

Sitting in a Car

I was sitting in a car.in front of me to the left was a fire engine to the right there was a huge pig.behind me there was a low flying helicopter,all going the same speed.i did not know what to do.maybe just sit and wait to see what happens, i sat there for a few minutes thinking of what to do for the best.then a policeman shouted to me,” will you get off that children’s roundabout you drunken bastard.”

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17
Dec 06

A beautiful young blonde woman

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

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17
Dec 06

A Dog Chess player

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”

“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

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17
Dec 06

Complimentary Food

A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there’s no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, “Nice suit.” He looks around and doesn’t see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, “Nice Tie.” The guy looks around again and doesn’t see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something.

“No,” replied the bartender, “it wasn’t me. It was probably the peanuts though. They’re complimentary.”

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