Funny Jokes

Universal law of Love

Sunday, March 4th, 2007

Universal law of Love:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

10 Children

Sunday, January 7th, 2007

A couple, both bona fide Rednecks, had nine children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed”.
The doctor asked them why, after 9 children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children being born in North America […]

Sitting in a Car

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

I was sitting in a car.in front of me to the left was a fire engine to the right there was a huge pig.behind me there was a low flying helicopter,all going the same speed.i did not know what to do.maybe just sit and wait to see what happens, i sat there for a few […]

A beautiful young blonde woman

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. […]

A Dog Chess player

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out […]

Complimentary Food

Sunday, December 17th, 2006

A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there’s no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, “Nice suit.” He looks around and doesn’t see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later […]

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